professional smartass

a quest for stardom, based on my only talent - sarcasm.


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Making love to Spotify

  • Work friend: so i started listening to the spotify radio on your reco and of the first 5 songs, 4 were from bon iver
  • Me: hahaha mine were too because i have so much of them in my itunes
  • Work friend: that's probably why for me too
  • Me: the more you listen to it and drag stuff to your playlists, the more diverse it will get
  • Work friend: well that makes more sense. i'm like uh, spotify, just a hint but there's more to indie rock than bon iver
  • Me: don't you dare talk to spotify that way! (it's ok spotify. i still love you.)
  • Work friend: the spots knows where it stands with me
  • Me: well, the spot it giveth. and the spot it taketh away. you've got to work with it. MASSAGE it. talk with it. it will love you too.
  • Work friend: slip it a tenner once a month on the nightstand?
  • Me: wouldn't hurt