professional smartass

a quest for stardom, based on my only talent - sarcasm.


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See top color palette. Color me surprised (ha!) that I based my wedding on Tangerine Tango, Pantone’s 2012 color of the year. 

See top color palette.

Color me surprised (ha!) that I based my wedding on Tangerine Tango, Pantone’s 2012 color of the year. 



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Channeling 21 year old me in Spain with my own version of cafe con leche. (Taken with instagram)

Channeling 21 year old me in Spain with my own version of cafe con leche. (Taken with instagram)



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Reblogged from delectablefoods
What is with my recent obsession with cheeseburgers???

What is with my recent obsession with cheeseburgers???

(via delectablefoods)

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I mean, I’ve had navy blue nails all week, and not one person has commented on how awesome they are.

I mean, I’ve had navy blue nails all week, and not one person has commented on how awesome they are.



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Sweater tights = cute but totally itchy



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It’s like Christmas!

Wedding website is currently uploading to my hosting account. I’m going to pee my pants!!



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Out of shape

Got through the whole Drills To Make U Sweat class (though my plank performance was embarrassing) and injured myself during cool down/stretch. At least I did it, I guess…any suggestions for maybe a pulled muscle in the middle back region???

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It’s hard to see because his fur is also white, but Ulysses S. Dog ain’t lettin no one take his bone. (Taken with instagram)

It’s hard to see because his fur is also white, but Ulysses S. Dog ain’t lettin no one take his bone. (Taken with instagram)



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Making love to Spotify

  • Work friend: so i started listening to the spotify radio on your reco and of the first 5 songs, 4 were from bon iver
  • Me: hahaha mine were too because i have so much of them in my itunes
  • Work friend: that's probably why for me too
  • Me: the more you listen to it and drag stuff to your playlists, the more diverse it will get
  • Work friend: well that makes more sense. i'm like uh, spotify, just a hint but there's more to indie rock than bon iver
  • Me: don't you dare talk to spotify that way! (it's ok spotify. i still love you.)
  • Work friend: the spots knows where it stands with me
  • Me: well, the spot it giveth. and the spot it taketh away. you've got to work with it. MASSAGE it. talk with it. it will love you too.
  • Work friend: slip it a tenner once a month on the nightstand?
  • Me: wouldn't hurt

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Reblogged from jameshance
laughingsquid: Electric Submarine Happy.

laughingsquid:

Electric Submarine

Happy.